Actually, this is probably the most appropriate book ever written!

Sorry!

From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)

too true
and fine shoppage there
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)

Thanks
not as good as this though:

www.b3ta.com/board/7419229
( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)

argh.
stop it..
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)

As a self-confessed coulrophobe
I endorse this image
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)

POP!
 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)

I never foundy clowns scary
a bit creep yes, but never scary.

With the exception of Pennywise.
( hanke a face like refried murder, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)

How about Pogo?
 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)

Arrrggghhh!
Kill it - beat it to death with a rubber spade!
( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)

ashally I think it was rape, strangle, bury in the basement..

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)

* rewinds previous statement to make more precise...
* kills fecking clown with Australian fire fighting implements!
( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)

they can't be very good
because australia is perpetually catching fire
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)

Yes but they're all desperate to get a clown with a rubber spade
they just fruitlessly beat fires with them to build stamina for the big event.
( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)

Seen this before?
 
www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/halloween_special_2002.html
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)

Nope!
*Shivers

That's fantastic!
( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)

No, he just fills me with wonder.
I think Pennywise just scared me because I was afraid of him reaching through the toilet into my bowels while I was taking a shit. That was a reoccuring fear. I had the same problem with Jaws.
( hanke a face like refried murder, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)

you thought a shark
was going to eat your arse while you were emptying it? i think i'd rather just be scared of clowns :D
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)

Well, me too!
I think it might be why I shit so quickly to this day.
( hanke a face like refried murder, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)

hahahhahaaa!
clowns are evil, though. i'm off to bed now, but i know they'll invade my dreams again.
DAMN YOU, YOU PASTY-FACED, RED-NOSED FREAKS!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)

and john wayne gacy?
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)

; )

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)

argh. pissage

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)