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( allen, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)

hahaha nice placage of the sign

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)

ieieo....yay for dyslexia!
Woo
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)

don't say his name...
you'll summon him
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)

DYSLEXIA! DYSLEXIA! DYSLEXIA! DYSLEXIA! DYSLEXIA!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)

he must be busy
either that or he hsnt realised we are sumnmoning him..

try this instead..
Sydexlia,Sydexlia,Sydexlia,Sydexlia
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:40, archived)

I BETTER GO TRY THIS IN A MIRROR.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)

*appears behind you brandishing a hock*
want a glass?
( MCQ is a twit. @seany85 -follow me you gimps. =D, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)

I FIND YOUR CHOICE OF WORDS CONFUSING

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:49, archived)

a dyslexic candyman may try butchering people
with a bottle of hock, rather than a hook.

oh.. just

minge.
( MCQ is a twit. @seany85 -follow me you gimps. =D, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:52, archived)

dyslexic candyman is merely
dancyman
not quite as scary
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:56, archived)

Ah!
 
I'm still a bit hungover, and therefore lacking in higher mental functions.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)

try calling
sexlexia five times, he may come up behind you and take you roughly up the back passage
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)

*pulls sprinkler release*
[traffic light in the wind changes]
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)

im luvin it.

( nocturne72, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)