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(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 3:45, archived)

I liked the part when he stuffed the owl up his ass.
Oh shit, is that a spoiler? My bad, LOL.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 3:46, archived)

How about when he sucks off the Griffin Of Hoopyajoompa?

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 3:48, archived)

that never happened in any of the books, stop making shit up.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 3:52, archived)

LOL WUT??!!

( mofaha, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 3:55, archived)

so that's how hedwig's supposed to die then?
goatsed to death. what a way to go.
( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 4:14, archived)

THE OWL LAY MOTIONLESS AND PATHETIC AS A TOY ON THE FLOOR OF HER CAGE
 
Now, that's not even good grammar.
Fuck that shit.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 4:35, archived)

"Watch me fuck myself silly, on my bed, with my big glass dildo! I love this dildo, it totally fills me up. Mmmm."
said harry.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 4:49, archived)

YOU CUT AND PASTED THAT FROM SOME FAN FICTION, I BET

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 4:51, archived)

YOUR A MEAN ONE MISTER GRINCH.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 5:06, archived)

OMG LINK PLZ?

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 5:30, archived)

j/k.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 5:33, archived)

GETTING LIMP NOW

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 5:38, archived)

A Harry Potter book I would actually read
What would be the title... chamber of secrets, nope done that one. The furry chalice of fire?
(Mr Donny quality not required, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 3:46, archived)

I guess after that book comes The burning of herpies
The Genital Warts of Pain?
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 3:48, archived)

THIS IS ONE IS THE SORCER'S STONE
BY J/K ROFLING.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 3:49, archived)

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 3:47, archived)

!!
good lord
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 3:58, archived)

Mom?

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 4:03, archived)

HI I'M POTTER

( mofaha, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 3:55, archived)

HORSERAPE

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 4:05, archived)

its okay though
he is in harry potter
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 4:09, archived)

TRUST ME, PEOPLE
IM A FUCKING WIZARD, OKAY?
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 4:21, archived)

*runs for the hills*
Fucking wizards!!!!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 4:24, archived)

SHOW ME YOUR ROBE AND WIZARD HAT.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 4:42, archived)

.
I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

Morning b3ta

I find it disturbing that i have made it into your profile
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 4:09, archived)

MY PROFILE IS FAMOUS.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 4:20, archived)