
From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)
Memo to rabbit owners: Don't bury them in a plastic bag, then move, leaving new house owners to dig them up…
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:41, archived)
Don't be too distraught to bury your pet in the first place and leave it in a box in the shed for three weeks in the hottest summer in recent memory
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:43, archived)
But highly traumatic to a twelve year old...
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:45, archived)
You'll soon change your mind about that subtle groping
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)
The sort of summer you remember from when you were a kid
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:52, archived)
Not that I can remember that, what with not being alive, but apparently is were a scorcher.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
There's far too much of it. Though not that much when you consider how fucking huge she was.
I'm thinking of doing a Big Lebowski with them, though. All I need now is a cliff. And a beard. And a White Russian.
And John Goodman.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)