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[challenge entry] 'ning - have a compearoast.

Self-help / Bad books for kids... all the same really isn't it?

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(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] yes.
yes it is


(I helped save b3ta! Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# *cries into Beer*
Imaginary beer, that is, for we don't have beer in the office, no, we don't.

We do have coffee though, anyone want 'owt whilst I'm up?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Tea for me please
Nice and milky, no sugar. Just a splash of gin.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# back in five
Cheddar Gorge
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# That's no way to talk about her personal hygiene!

(I helped save b3ta! Paul., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# sugar puffs
lots of milk

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Right
One pint of milk for you sir, Sprinkling of Sugar Puffs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# good lad
*points and winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# after i eat sugar puffs......
my wee smells of sugar puffs!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I'm alright ta
just had a tea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# grab me a bacon and egg sarnie!
ik heb een hangover!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# is that a dutch hangover?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# ooooh
hitting the advokaat too hard... I have an eggy hangover!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# a new and better paid, less shit, job please
white, one sugar
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# racist

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# fuck off, paki

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# *joins THIS queue*
can I have mine without sugar thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)
# if I MUST have tea, lots of milk, one sugar please

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Twix please
oh and a er...number 53 from the coffee machine
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# coffee machine?
is there anything more futile?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# waiting in for a Spanish plumber

(I helped save b3ta! Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# El Sid?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# no tea, no coffee, but a 'blackcurrant infusion' please....
also, your new addy please mate, dvds are ready
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# you have deeweedee?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# 45 St Swithins Terr..
...hang on - this is a public Forum!

*sends secret message*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I also need your address
... I've finally managed to fill that jar you sent me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# *invisible inks*

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# can i have your address too?
i've got al lthis anthrax sitting here going off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Cornetto

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I'll have a party where I don't know anyone
the beer is warm and the women are cold.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# an egg n bacon bap
would go down delightfully!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# compo it

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# NO

edit: ah goan then - saves me entering it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
#
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# STRIKE IT FROM THE RECORD!!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# why don't we just all look
here www.b3ta.com/challenge/self-help/ and be done with it.. next compo please!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# I thought we'd done this before
for shame :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# have a banana

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# That wouldn't go well with my egg n bacon bap.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning, and have another compearoast from me too :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# hahah
I so wanted this to be true

www.snopes.com/movies/actors/zadora.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# hahaha
not bad wank ammo though :P
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha
she looks like that dwarf in Total Recall

hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# lol :D
*while monking off*

"Twwwwoooooo weeeeeekkks"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# monking
is that an Abertawe phrase?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# You don't get many monks in Abertawe
They get stones pelted at them if they show up.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# bugger
so did I
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# no!
i wouldn't let any child of mine look at that cunt!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Let alone smoke
Silk Cut! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# frankly, who cares?
it's a woo pic, but a shit compo

so i'm going to repost everything i've ever done and compo them all
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# hehe
good idea, every pics a compo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# "Bring back the Muppets"

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)
# yeah
I spent two hours on an animation last night, only to see it disappear in an avalanche of TOAP.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Nicey!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)