I bought this in aid of Maddie


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( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

I've been talking to the publisher about doing a follow-up
but might not happen as Waterstones got several complaints.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

why,
was it not sick enough?
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

ho ho

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

WHAT!
it had big signs on saying how bad it was!!!some bloody people!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

well yeah
there's a lot of stupid people out there.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

*sharpens sword for mass cull*
soon there won't be!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

Well I think you're taking it a bit far with suicide, ives...
;-)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

I got mine from Waterstones
it was sealed in plastic so no-one could read it in the shop and get offended.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

I got mine from Amazon
it was well thumbed and spunky
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

NEW AND SPUNKED ON FROM £3.99

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

wasn't that expected then?

( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

hahaha, that's crazy, I thought it was 'wrapped' as well
does the parental warning and wrapping and title not give it away?
or did kids buy it and the parents complained. Crazy stuff...

Mind you, it may have been Dave the hat complaining because his puns didn't get IN the book...

*scarpers*
( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

haha
a book called 'Sick Jokes' with parental advisory on the cover?

whatever did they expect? a Thora Hird anthology?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

Singing 'Praise Be!'
Bashing her tambourine (oeer missus) begging us to pray to the good Lord to save Giles Brandreth & corrupted children from a lifetime of sin
( Nightmare Hippy Girl Be excellent to each other, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

that's broken my dream

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

From blind people?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

yeah - needs more braille!
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

*glues crumbs to cover*

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

haha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

pfft!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

Hahaha!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

What about a b3ta book of images?
That'd piss off Zoo:D

Ooo ooo or even better B3ta image toilet paper!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

I heartily agree with this.
As long as the inks used are good and they don't leak when they get wet. I don't want a multicoloured lady area.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

What?
The Kitchen?:D
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

Yeah, who cooked the one meal we've shared?
Exactly.

You's my bitch, sucka.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

arse!

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

is it currently monochrome?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)