I always suspected...


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(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

hahahahaha
Big Ears scored 5g last week!!1
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

the dirty little smack head!!
i bet he robbed bigears to get that!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Nah, PC Plod's best for that

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

Hahahaha!
Christ, my childhood takes a beating on here. So far I haven't seen any fireman sam upsetting images...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

Don't encourage them!

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

Oh it's only a matter of time....
I've got a work dinner tonight, and I don't want to go! But I can't not, as I've not been to any others, save one Christmas dinner....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

I've not had a work's Christmas do in three years
Cos they're too stingy to pay for us to have one
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

^this^
plus they're all bastards.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

this is a 'congratulatory one'
Because two of our team (me and some other dude) are going on to pastures new.

I'm not making a fucking speech, I tell you that now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

just say your leaving them because they all sicken you.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

I will still be working with them!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

oh.
well just tell them you'll fire their asses if they so much as look at you funny.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

Haha!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

=)

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

Heheh!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

haha
this one almost needs zero shopping

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( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

Heheheh!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

when i was a kid, my dad was a part-time fireman (small local station, no full-time firemen)
and they'd get paid for each 'shout' the went on

it wasn't unheard of for firemen to get caught setting fire to old barns or scrubland to increase their earnings
( mictoboy, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

well you have to have all the expensive toys!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

Really?
Whoa. My Grandpa was a fireman.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

it didn't happen often
but when the farming economy went to shit it became a little more popular
( mictoboy, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)