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( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

hahahaha
Splendid

have you been at toastys hummus again?
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

alas, no
:(
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

Nicely done!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

Hahahaha
Genuinely very good.

I understand it too because I've done zomgdruqs.
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

But I bet you didn't enjoy them.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

I haven't done zomgdruqs.

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

someone had hummus for breakfast!
... not me though - I had porrdge.
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

I had a bacon sandwich
It was lovely
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

I had a spliff and a cup of tea.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

best breakfast
evah

it's what i had too...
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

I do like a good bacon sarnie... although I tend to eat them until I get the pork sweats, which is not good.

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

Cold turkey is NOT the way to go
Especially if they're really bad. Getting on to alcoholics anonymous is the best thing you can do (IMO)
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

thank you
I'm gonna try and get them to the GP and then find an AA group to attend.
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

Advice
a) Enjoy your pork sweats, you have earned them. Why not see if you can get as far as fullblown Pigrind Cleft?

b) I would suggest seeking the advice of a professional in such matters, lest you inadvertently make matters worse. If alcoholism is the thing, Alcoholics Anonymous may be able to advise on how friends can help.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

hahahaha splendidly done

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

Hahaha
Top hummus
( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

mwah
hello tootlefruit :D
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

hahaha

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

( Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

Nice work
and wordplay!
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

ahaha
velly good :)

ooh, and I just noticed the author too. Doubly velly good!
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

hahahaha, ace!

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

*click*

( mofaha, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

Thats excellent

(maninthespoon, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)