wait til the fat controller gets wind of this...


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(bunglist, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

:D

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

Excellent.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

lol
now thats funny
( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

Needs less warning
Traumatise! Traumatise!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

engenders genuine guffaw!
Like this.

Bloody hate Thomas & co. (unlike No.1 son)
( unstableOvine : shoulder high in crap & my water wings are flat, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Hahahaha
Needs more £2m bonus.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

"poor james"
"he never stood a chance, not with the track in theis condition" said the fat controller as he wanked into a fistful of fifty pound notes from his recent bonus.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

(All in Ringo Starr's voice)

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

yes
thats what was in my head as i typed it.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

Or Pierce Brosnan
Apparently...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6906293.stm
(Professor Yaffle can't realise your ambitions for you, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

No! This is wrong!
Ringo Starr!

*mutters conspiratorially*
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

haha
good!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)