Heh heh.
Sort of been done: www.mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/18richarddawkins.html
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

Arf.
Not seen that before.
( Afinkawan, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)