Lick it you diiiiiirrrrrrty cow!
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From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

Ginger puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubes!
And I think I had that book (the proper one)
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

*surprise huggles back*
Your huggle earlier took me so much by surprise, I only just noticed it.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

i haven't 'ning you in while!!
so, 'ning!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7420693
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

That's ok - well done you!
*envies skillz*
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

whats wrong with ginger pubes eh?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

they're more noticeable when stuck in one's teeth
ello
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

well 'one' should brush ones teeth more often!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

I didn't say there was anything!
Just attention to detail. And memories of a Spitting Image sketch.
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

hahaha
what a short stubby red cock he has.

There's a panto version too:

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

*books front row for opening night*

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

she certainly loves the horses

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

Hahahahahahahah !!!! LOL !!!!
It's the children's book, but the fammer is naked !
And he's name is MacDonald !
And he has a farm !
And he is going to have sex with the animals !

HAhahahhaahhahahahaahahah
( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)