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( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

pfft
Of some reason I had this strange urge to go:

Happeeeee toasty toasty, happeeee toast!

Dunno why.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

talk about things you like to do

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

Don't over sell yerself:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

talk about things you like to toast
you've got to have some toast, if you don't have some toast, how you gonna have your dreams come true.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

fonics iz the way ov the future

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

quite possibly
I can imagine feeling very old and irritable in about 30 years time when all shop staff talk and write in such a way.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

can i axe you a queation about xmas?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

fyutcher*

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

I like this
My late mother was a vehement anti-phonics campaigner and literacy theoretician an' shizzle, so she'd have liked this too, bless her, and I don't think that would be true of much on b3ta to be honest ;)
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

I was subjected to an early trial of it in the 70s
my spelling is still fucked on certain words.

wankers, the lot of them
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

did you have hippy parents?
breaking away from the system, man.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

I like this also
I think phonics sounds crap
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

*huggles*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

Why don't they just go the whole hog
and start using newspeak.

For fuck's sake if you can't remember a sequence of letters correctly I don't see how you're going to be able to handle life.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

Hahahahaha
Needs more Magic, Magic E.
( Afinkawan, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)