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From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

( daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)

I shat in a hat once.
Then I was thrown out of the library.

I'm always misunderstood like that.
:(
( gronkpan, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)

Was it your hat?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

WHY IS THAT IMPORTANT?
You're just like all the others.
( gronkpan, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

It's a crucial point.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

You mean 'crucial' in the Delbert Wilkins sense?
If so, I guess you're right.
( gronkpan, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

Absolutely.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

who put Dave in charge of a library
...?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

*hurls '101 uses for Kia-Ora' at Prof's head*
SILENCE!

*stamps Prof's unconscious body with 'OVERDUE' stamp*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

Anyone else have a Dr. Seuss repost they'd like to get out of their system?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

Only another 6,
but I shall save it for the morn (aus time)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

No thanks.
Kind of you to offer though.
( Afinkawan, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

I don't today, but I may tomorrow
It depends, do you have an idea I can borrow?

I must admit I don't really take part
I haven't the skills and I haven't the heart...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

No, I have lack in the hummus department I'm afraid

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

I try ever so hard to make my reply rhyme
And you don't notice at all- have you not got the time?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

er
brr?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

Don't know why I bother, I'm on here I'm quite wasted
With my poems unnoticed and my.....turkey unbasted
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

*bastes turkey*
/getting flirty
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

See you can do it it's true- you're a natural, it's true
With your face and your monkey and your eyes made of glue
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

he hasn't the time
and he hasn't the rhythm
to serve up a rhyme
in each sentence division
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

Cor that's quite good
Oi Love bunnies und puppies oi do
they goes in a bunpup-pupbun stew
me dad he don't arf loikes his home brew
oi wish oi'd looked ahfta me teef
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

I thought it was couplets? I'll stick with them for now
I've not read much Seuss, so I'm not up for a row
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

.
could you, would you rhyme a word?
could you, would you shag a turd?
could you, would you do a swear?
could you, would you lolcat share?

I will not do those things, all right?
I do not like the b3ta site!
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

Maybe change 'hop on pop' to 'hepped up on goofballs'.

( gronkpan, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

i like to imagine that he does indeed
shout 'khaaan!' at the moment of climax
*scrubs mind*
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

you
klingon.

bastard.
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)