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( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

top post
cheers, that made my day

*click*
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

Did you know that
YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE TODAY?

:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

*checks pance*
*burns*
( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

*extinguishes*
What day can I be?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

Anyday you darn well like ;)
*except Wednesday, that's already gone
( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

Ice Cream Sunday?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

*sounds tempting*
/makes a note
( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

Do we get badges?
I like shiny badges
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

I hadn't thought about that, to be honest :)

( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

Thursday is good for me
It's Thursday today, right?

*POUNCES!*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

you forgot to 'punch in' first
allow me to 'punch your ticket'

/this is getting more and more like a Carry On film every day...
( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

that sounds more like
Carry on up the S&M club.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

Actually, could I just be 'Weekend'?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

two days for the price of one?
done:

Tuesday - Vacant
Wednesday - Chorizowagon
Thursday - Debbilgrrrl
Friday - Vacant
Weekend - Mrs. Trellis
Monday - Day of rest
( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

*pant* *gasp*
that's *puff* cheating, Trellis!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

WTF is going on here?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

I'm recruiting to save lady b3tans making themselves extinct in their mud wrestling pursuits over me.
each one gets me for one day a week, like Sid James in Carry On Again, Doctor
( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

hmm
and how did you get to this stage in life?
*takes notes carefully*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

I'm a Mason...
*taps nose*
( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

*cackles insanely*

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

I have a weak-end
*waggles eyebrows*

*realizes what he's just said*

DAMMIT!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

Damnit!
I should have thought of that before I went for Wednesday *sulks*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

good things come to those who wait...

( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

har har you'll have to wait aaaaaages
he might not even survive the week

*sexes Archie furiously*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

GRrrrrrrr
*shakes fist*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

Archie's always on fucking fire.
(The cunt...)

The Busman's Lord's Prayer, allegedly recited by British bus drivers:

Our Farnham, who art in Hendon
Harrow be Thy name.
Thy Kingston come; thy Wimbledon,
In Erith as it is in Hendon.
Give us this day our daily Brent
And forgive us our Westminster
As we forgive those who Westminster against us.
And lead us not into Thames Ditton
But deliver us from Yeovil.
For Thine is the Kingston, the Purley and the Crawley,
For Esher and Esher.
Crouch End.

OK, that was a cut and paste error, but I'm leaving it in.

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

hahaha, to that prayer AND your comment

( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

:OD


*hugs*

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

haha!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

Hahahaha!
Class!

Not worth it's own thread....


( Afinkawan, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

Arf!

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

do you have a scan of the last two pages?
i want to know how it ends
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

me too
as I know i'll never bother watching the film ,and certainly wouldnt want to read the book.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

here's a hint, the last two pages were mysteriously stuck together...
/if you're talking about HP, then yes
( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

Harry takes a shit on Ron and Hermione
Then Hedwig dies.
( gronkpan, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)