To be read aloud.


From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

Quality job!
FP this now!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

oh my
hours of fun.

WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

are you there yet?
*continues wanking off Thor, badly*

are you there yet?
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

*office lols*

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)

you're in the office?
wonders never cease
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

Yeah
we're interviewing a potential replacement for me.

One of the applicants is Sarah's brother o_O
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

do
not
have
sex
with
him
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

Spoilsport!
I did consider it briefly the other day, when he asked me if I was shagging his sister, and I had to say no, but I am shagging your dad.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

Sons and Daughters
Love and laughter,
Tears and sadness and happiness,
We will find out, our son's and daughters,
Are what, we too, we're once about
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

you're better than jeremy kyle
and trisha combined!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

it just says 'Diversion'

( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

I'm surprised he can fit such a long word on there

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

Well, I assumed that's what it was, it apparently just said 'DIV'
*scarpers from Thor*
( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

hahaha, that's wonderful!
64: You're about to throw up in the back seat. Do you
a.) tell dad quick to pullover so you can get out
b.) give the entire car a new interior design modelled on Campell's Cream of vegetable soup
( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)

That describes last night.
I went for a meal at my Auntie Karen's house (no joke)

I hate going there because it's boring as hell.

My stepsister kept coming on to me. I pretended to be asleep so she'd go away.

I made the mistake of "falling asleep" on a swivel chair.

She kept spinning me, singing about chocolate cake.

I had just eaten chocolate cake.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

never a dull moment in your life, is there

( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

hahaha!

( Sunburnt Tiger buy Space Captain Smith damnit!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

Full of excitement and fat ten year old girls
who keep trying to slap your ass. And are related to you.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

Pod can woo

( Letum Spack Monkey, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

Podd! That brings back memories
googles...finds...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G090ju-DpqU
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

Pod can Whistle....
ARRGHH!! MY EARS!!!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

arf!

Don't you just love traveling with children?
( Halibut ran out of time, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

Hahahaha

( Afinkawan, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)