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( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)

I fucking hate clowns.
And children -
A supply teacher has been cleared of hitting a 13-year-old boy who teased him about looking like a character from the Chuckle Brothers' TV show.
Jonathan Burrett, 41, from Newport, had denied attacking the boy after he sung the Chucklevision theme tune in class.
Mr Burrett told Cardiff Crown Court he was used to being compared to Barry Chuckle but it had not been a problem.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6906969.stm
( George Spiggott, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)

Are you a newscaster of something?

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)

and what type of teacher teaches sewing???
he's a chucklebrother nonce.
BURN THE PAEDO !
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)

Know whats worse than clowns?
The chuckle brothers.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)

Well I get most of my news from B3ta
so I need people like him/her/it
(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)

"...and now over to George Spiggott for the shitting news"

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)

surely 'sweary news' could be something that'd take off
on one of the more obscure satellite channels? like naked weather or whatever it was
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)

chucklefuck
not only teaching them sewing, but patting them in a friendly and gentle way...hmm?

Oh, it's OK he was going to defuse it with humour - here kids, stop fucking about! I look like Barry Chuckle. Now shut the fuck up or I'll rape you all. To me!!
(scarecow Lionel Blair, he say 'shit the bed', Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)

eh?

(ToMeToYou is using the chicken to measure it., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)

I yam a newscaster of news.
Because Fact x Importance = News.
( George Spiggott, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)

Ah innocence
I remember that
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)

He looks like this one ..

(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)

Yay to beatings

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)

hahaha
IN

THE

FACE!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)

compo it

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)