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( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)

I fucking hate clowns.
And children -
A supply teacher has been cleared of hitting a 13-year-old boy who teased him about looking like a character from the Chuckle Brothers' TV show.
Jonathan Burrett, 41, from Newport, had denied attacking the boy after he sung the Chucklevision theme tune in class.
Mr Burrett told Cardiff Crown Court he was used to being compared to Barry Chuckle but it had not been a problem.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6906969.stm
( George Spiggott, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)

Are you a newscaster of something?

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)

and what type of teacher teaches sewing???
he's a chucklebrother nonce.
BURN THE PAEDO !
( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)

Know whats worse than clowns?
The chuckle brothers.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS fucks YOU <3, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)

Well I get most of my news from B3ta
so I need people like him/her/it
(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)

"...and now over to George Spiggott for the shitting news"

( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)

surely 'sweary news' could be something that'd take off
on one of the more obscure satellite channels? like naked weather or whatever it was
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)

chucklefuck
not only teaching them sewing, but patting them in a friendly and gentle way...hmm?

Oh, it's OK he was going to defuse it with humour - here kids, stop fucking about! I look like Barry Chuckle. Now shut the fuck up or I'll rape you all. To me!!
(scarecow Now with added Lionel Blair, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)

eh?

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)

I yam a newscaster of news.
Because Fact x Importance = News.
( George Spiggott, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)

Ah innocence
I remember that
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)

He looks like this one ..

(@man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)

Yay to beatings

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)

hahaha
IN

THE

FACE!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)

compo it

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)