Well I get most of my news from B3ta
so I need people like him/her/it
(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)

"...and now over to George Spiggott for the shitting news"

( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)

surely 'sweary news' could be something that'd take off
on one of the more obscure satellite channels? like naked weather or whatever it was
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)

chucklefuck
not only teaching them sewing, but patting them in a friendly and gentle way...hmm?

Oh, it's OK he was going to defuse it with humour - here kids, stop fucking about! I look like Barry Chuckle. Now shut the fuck up or I'll rape you all. To me!!
(scarecow Now with added Lionel Blair, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)

eh?

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)