Tale Of Two Titties


From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

(delboyonline Rolf Harris, You're So Big!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)

I would say titties personally
but there you go, potato potarto
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)

*Looks up*
from munching on a potarto
( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)

Wouldn't that be
potatoe?:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)

looks like delboy's image has gone down the market

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)

No !
It's back and better than ever !
(delboyonline Rolf Harris, You're So Big!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)

More boob glow?

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)

eeep

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)

titties has two 't's me old china
luvely jubbly
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)

CHILDREN SHOULDNT READ THIS BOOOK.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived)

How many o's?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)

Is That
Better ?
(delboyonline Rolf Harris, You're So Big!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)

NSFW!!!!!!
BAN THIS FUCKER!!!

MODS!!!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)

And how...
Is it NSFW?

One thing for sure your comments are NSFW !
(delboyonline Rolf Harris, You're So Big!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)

When you're deep inside Raquel and ready to blow your load all over her back, has Uncle Albert ever walked in on you?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)

hee hee hee.
ho ho ho.
ha ha ha.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:39, archived)

Yes !
And he said "During the war"
(delboyonline Rolf Harris, You're So Big!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:39, archived)

haha

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)

DONT LET YOUR KIDS READ THISBOOK!

 ___________________________________________
|                                           |
|           THIS BOOK IS ALL ABOUT:         |
|              DICKPENIS, BUTTWEINER        |
|           ASSCOCK, COCAINE NIGGER         |
|              BUTTERED KKK, NAZI BITCH     |
|                                           |
|                                           |
|                                           |
|                                           |
|                                           |
|                                           |
|              BY ALBERT EISTENIN           |
|               TED TURNER                  |
|                                           |
|                                           |
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(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)

Compo it.
Edit: good :)
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:39, archived)

TOAP!!!!
text on a post
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)

WINNER!
It just needs more GLITTER!
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)

a
sale of two titties.
everybody knows that
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)

4 Ps and a silent Q

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)

The original's far from being a children's book.

( Grampa, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)

shut it old man

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)

Who?
Me?
(delboyonline Rolf Harris, You're So Big!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)

Get off my lawn!

( Grampa, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)

*hides slippers*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)

So...
..Do you like my book then or what ?
(delboyonline Rolf Harris, You're So Big!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)

no, not really... headless women scare me

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)

I still have my walker, young foolish lad.
Run for your life.
( Grampa, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)

haha you'll never catch m.... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! Somebody get him off me!!

For the love of God!! OWW! OWW! OWW!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)

but where are ther fucking arms and head?

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)

precisely my point
it's sick! sick I tell you...
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)

You don't need arms and heads on that.
Just spoon mushy food down the exposed gullet and it'll provide all your servicing needs.
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)