Bindun???
I dunno but here goes


From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

(Vonpip http://www.vonpipexpress.com/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA
class.

EDIT: Just had a horrible revelation. Radcliffe has been getting nekkid with horses and the Harry Potter film have centaurs in them?!

Coincidence? I thunk not!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)

That's where they get all their Gryffindor points from.
The Centaurs bribe Dumbledore, as a reward for Harry's 'services'
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)

*phones jolly jack*

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)

I thought the court injunction prohibited you from doing that?

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)

*sigh*

*kicks ground*

I only wanted to be his number 1 fan
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)

Well you should have done that
from outside his toilet!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)

*prepares to watch Prodigy 'hobble' JJ with a sledgehammer*
/although it's better in the book, when she uses and axe, and then a blowtorch to cauterise the wound, Reminded me of a first aid course I once did
( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)

sheez really? O.o

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)

the bit about the book yes, the bit about the first aid course was added for pure comedic gold effect ;)
I was hoping the movie would stick to the written scene in the novel, as it is quite a corker.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misery_%28novel%29

she also does the sheriff in with a ride on lawnmower in the book as well.
( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)

haha :D


*I wish I reeded gud bookz
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)

Yes indeed...
...some of the pictures are really quite disturbing.

www.equustheplay.com
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)

You cocknibbler.
I clicked that, I did.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)

hmmm
I purple link. What could that be?
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)

ohhhhh, I was >------< that close to clicking it

( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)

"engorgio"
!!!!
( skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)

hahahahahaha
top shoppage too

*cleeeck*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)

Can I use engorgio on that box?
I want to read the small print
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)

heh
someone read ScaryDuck's Potter expose then
( Damocles shmamocles, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)

Haha.
I'm proud to say that the only Harry Potter I've ever read was that photo of the last 2 pages.
(Woody999, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)

I can go one better.
I've never ready any. That's why I feel it's my duty to tell people how it's crap and clichéd and a rip-off of other classic works and nobody should read it.
( Damocles shmamocles, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)

That makes sense.

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)

So...
how exactly do you know how crap and cliche'd it is, if you've never read it? Because you read that somewhere? Care to form your own opinion?

I'm not a JK Rowling apologist, but this kind of comment pisses me off.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)

Yeah I know what you mean
But I love Harry Potter books and films - they are very good.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)

*motions hand passing over head*
woooOOOOoooshhh!
( Damocles shmamocles, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)

Ah.
I'm very tired at the moment, I thought that was a jumbo jet.

Although I did wonder what it was doing in my house.

Sorry.

edit: actually, consider it a compliment on how accurately you put your satirical point - it was indistinguishable from the usual idiot spoutings. I should have known better, though.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)

Oh Joy,
I'm indistinguishable from the usual idiots :)
( Damocles shmamocles, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)

I must be tired
I made a veiled insult, and I didn't even realise. Normally I enjoy sniggering at them for five minutes after I post them.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)

...3...2...1...
...and sleep!
( Damocles shmamocles, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)

I think
Harry Potters good stuff meself . Im one of those twatish parents who started reading em to my sprogs and then got hooked . Damn me
(Vonpip http://www.vonpipexpress.com/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)

Haha
Well I love them too - I don't care what anyone else thinks.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)

haha

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)

Hahahaha
is she legal now?
( Peregrin ., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)

*checks IMDB*
*checks calendar*

Damn! ...still only 17.

*sets reminder for 15-APR-2008*
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)

planning on sending her a birthday card?
that's awfully thoughtful of you, I take it you're a fan?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)

I'll
send her a card full of my pubes
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)

Be sure and include a reply address
She probably won't bother writing back, she'll just turn up at your door.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)

Wow!
Sex in return for pubes?
Yippee!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)

Thanks for the suggestion.
*sends pitch-black afro-pubes to the Gaede twins*
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)

What country are you in?
17 is legal! ;)
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)

He's thinking of pron legal.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)

and when's she
going to prove she can do "edgy" roles by getting her tits out?
( Damocles shmamocles, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)

hahaha
how incredibly wrong that would look. No matter what age she is.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)

Two words:
Jenny Agutter.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)

one word
spluff
( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)

HAHAHA
And yay for books with free stuff. She'll want one of these peas to make sure that baby comes out nice and healthy. Yeah.

( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)

compo it
it's very good
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)

thanks :)
I compearoasted it earlier www.b3ta.com/board/7419845
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)

Hahaha!
Topshop!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)

Oh definately
She's single, too.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)

Very nicely done
Woo!
( in vino veritas, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)

^

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)

previously would
but clearly someone already has

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)