Couldn't one of his sons kill him
to make a point. Like:

Sadam: "I want to watch Eastenders"
Sadam's son: "No" Bang.

That'd sort those family arguements out quickly
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

ddd
dddddd

not enuff d
( ExactlyHowLongDoIHaveToBeHere, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)

Or,
Sadam:"I want to watch Eastenders".
Sadam's Son: "No"
Sadam draws gun.
Sadam's Son:"Look, a kitten"
Sadam: "Aaaaahhh" Bang!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)

This is all rubbish
bet they prefer Coronation Street in Iraq.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)

Nah,
Hollyoaks.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)

They shpuld send the UN TV inspectors in
Bet Saddam never watches Hollyoaks.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)