fuck the pickets and give me my post you twats!


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(scarecow Lionel Blair, he say 'shit the bed', Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)

haha!

Stationary engineers local 39? :S
( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)

hehe :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)

Pffft!

( B.T., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)

Need some more seamen on your poopdeck?
/family guy
( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)

hahahaha!

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)

hahahaha
that made my face-mask go all crackly :D
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)

i refer you to the post below
much less mess.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)

I just got that
i chuckled :)
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)

:)
forgive my coarseness
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)

:D
well done on the little bucket
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)

^also this

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)

thanks :D

( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)

What's the volume?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)

what?

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)

oh I'm glad someone else said that
I thought I was being dense again...

what?
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)

Of the little bucket

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)

At the moment it's kind of a thimble...

( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)

Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
Or is it too early?
Or don't you want to know...

/has never had a baby
/was never a baby
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)

I reckon you are lying about at least one of those statements

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)

FINE.
I have 2.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)

hahahaha

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)

Too early to tell yet.
Another nine weeks and I'll find out. I most definitely want to know :)
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)

Alright, i know what the conversation started as
but now i'm fucking confused as usual
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)

A BUCKET HOLDS WATER.
A VOLUME OF WATER.

I WAS ASKING HOW MUCH WATER THE LITTLE BUCKET HOLDS.

For god's sake.

Edit: Sorry. I'm very frustrated right now, and I don't know why.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)

puberty setting in?
and perhaps capacity may have read better.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)

That set in many years ago.
I'm just tired and teasy.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)

overtired!

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)

Not used to full-time work.
It's kind of hellish, for a kid my age.

Today wasn't too bad. My work consisted of working out how to stop the computer from making b3ta look all funny.

And I also stood around in the shop playing on all the instruments.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)

Tell your boss he is talking fucking bullshit
That did wonders for my energy last week
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)

hahahaha
Sorry!

I was thinking volume as in volume, not volume as in volume ;)
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)

Yeah I know

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)

Cheer up Bonnie
Tell your uncle bazmonkey whats wrong
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)

I think he might need a hug and a cup of tea
*huggles and puts kettle on*
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)

Aww thanks

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)

Work is long
I am tired.
I'm staying with dad.
I can not see my snake until tomorrow night.
My dad keeps giving me a hard time.
I'm a bit homesick.
My stepsister is really starting to scare me - genuinely.
I've fallen out with many of my friends, and my immediate family.
I can't even listen to any Hawkwind, or Pink Floyd, because dad's watching tv. That always makes me feel better - all I have now is Rick Stein blaring in my ear.
I could go on for days.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)

The news makes me switch off.
When I saw that my brain wouldn't let me see anything other than a boring newsreader.

When I actually read it, it made me laugh.

Well done :)
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)

arf!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)

haha!
this deserves more woo!
( mr spoons, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)

ahhahhah
 
I love that.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)