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From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)

that book is safe for no one

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)

somone edit the pic
so two hands are pulling the kids mouth apart..

I would but am worried about the reprocutions
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)

hahahaha
go cut them out and do it - personally i'm out of mindbleach
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)

Mindpiss!
That's exactly what I'm doing.

edit: finished!


Yeah, I know the hands are the wrong way round.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)

are you using actual goatse hands?

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)

for christ sake use the more sanitary options
goatse usa flag is nice and clean
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)

that sounds like cheating
to be honest
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)

and your point is?
who's gunno know?
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)

if someone puts goatse hands in,
they should have to go through the pain
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)

everyone
you'll hear the hordes pointing out the lack of ring
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)

I just thought of that too.


edit: ah, fuck it. Might as well compo it now.

edit edit: for compo purposes, this is The Glum Reaper's work, I just fucked it about for a few minutes.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)

Oooh
That's actually the correct hand, too!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)

spot on!
It could be named Goatse begins
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)

hahahaha
Nicely :)

Edit: Anyone want to do the tubgirl version?
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)

that can be done through the magic of the edit button

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)

yes, but
I was intending this as a demonstration of the work in progress.

I'll delete it and repost in a new thread if it would make you happier?
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)

no,no,no
that was so far from being in any shape or form a criticism,i apologise if it appeared so.
it has been know for people to be unaware that such a magical facility exists, although i'm sure you are far more conversant with the intricacies of the board than my good self.

end of grovelling apology.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)

No, don't stop there! Keep grovelling!
*keeps wanking*
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)

i can only manage manage one rather swift grovel a night these days
i'm not as young as i used to be.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)

Heh.
Well it looks like you did more work than me, so good luck ;)
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)

Looks can be deceiving...
six minutes of drunken manipulation doth not a compo-winning entry make. It would be even less were it not for the source material, woo to the original pic (if I didn't say that before)!
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)

Ta! :)
But I'm sure I've seen previous compo winners that'd taken less than that.

And rather aptly, the message next to the 'preview' button as I type this is telling me: "Jokes are better than technique".
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)

 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)

LOL
/hell
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)

this is so wrong
but so right on so many levels.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)

He's got his party hat on. That means he is ready to party.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)

Also, he's got his goatse hands on. That means his is ready to goatse.

( mofaha, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)

Gonna get down on mah knees and start pleasin' Jesus!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:39, archived)

I just saw this.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)

Hahaha
Excellent.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)

The hands are


oh, you said that ;)
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)

Haha.
Missed an opportunity there!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)

Yes my reaction to that edtion too
Woo sir!
(Jelly suprize Has been trying to find the exit since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)

READ ME THEPOUNDER AGAIN DADDY

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)

Dammit I had to google that.

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:36, archived)

For all your trolling needs:
 
shocksites.bluwiki.org/go/Shock_Sites
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)

Apropos nothing in particular....
...is there anyone around who can advise me on optimising a thing I made in After Effects? I've managed to reduce a 450Mb uncompressed avi down to about 4.5Mb, but that's still a tad large for a 16s anim.

I tried exporting it as an animated gif, and it's still 3.5Mb at 180x120...

Apologies for the threadjack.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)

You'll be wanting to drop some frames.
Quite a lot by the sounds of it.

If it's still big you could add scanlines.

As usual, if in doubt, ask the all-knowing Lemony:
www.lemony.co.uk/Optimisation/animations.htm
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)