meh..


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( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)

hi-speed shit pellets?

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)

PA - TWANG!

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)

Scat giiiiiirl!
Scat giiiiiirl!

Da laa da dada!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)

bada-da-la-da-
deee-dad-da-dad-dad-da-lad-
dad-dad-da-da-lad,
deee-dad-da-dada-lad,
da-dadadada-dee-dad-dad-dada-lad-
-dee-da-da-dada-lad...
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)

*POW*
        
          *PARP*
        
    *SMUDGE*
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)

I see you know the ways of the Scat Man
we must Kung-fu fight!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)

*is terrified*
*shits himself*
*wins*
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)

They will take us
They will take us.
And they'll make AAAAAAAAS!
Human Slaaave in an insect nation...
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)

Traitors, Traitors
Spiders, Traitors
(underdunk, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)

It's
Traitors, traitors
Spiders traitors
They will take us
And they'll make AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)

I apologize
I should have known better.
(underdunk, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)

Goping to see BB myself this Autumn
also taking my daughter, as she will be 11 by then. Although he doesn't swear, I trust that all the hippy drug references will pass 30,000 feet over her head. I hope.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)

I used to drink in his local.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)

i was just watching a black books dvd earlier
forgotten quite how great it was.
particularly the one with manny's sudden development of musical aptitude
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)

I liked the episode where he got groomed as a boytoy.
 
www.imdb.com/title/tt0526550/
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:38, archived)

I just love the first episode
When he gets hit and starts messing up the little calm messages I always laugh.

That or the one with the £7000 bottle of wine.

Hell their all good
(underdunk, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)

aha!

( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)

yes, particularly the early stages where he runs away
to be honest, there wasn't a bad one made
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)

so now I understand the perils of watermelon-eating...
damn seeds.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)

Seeds?
Those "seeds" are as big as that girls mouth, just what kind of watermelons have you been eating!
(underdunk, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)

brontasaurus watermelons
thoe huge muthafuckin' vine-based productions
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)

I blame GM crops
but not too much
(underdunk, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)

scat girl is shit!
I just read the magazine for hmmm... future reference.

;)
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)

haha
ii'm the scaatman
*scats*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)