sorry, but i have to inflict my one and only challenge entry on you all right now


From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

Don't be corry
Dahl was great.
And he loved hookers.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

he lived round here
I live five minutes away from the Roald Dahl museum.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

I know
where you live

/husky
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

So
Do I

/big fucking St Bernard
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

I don't



/Miniature Pinscher
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

Do you
want to?



/one of them sausage dogs
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

Yes please



/Whippet
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

In the hearts and minds
of children




/yappy bastard yorkshire terrier
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

*standing over torn-open child corpse*
you lie!

/Mastiff
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 20 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

eh?
/shitsu
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

I saw Tales of the Much-as-we-expected the other night
and had forgotten what a creepy cunt he looked at the start of that.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

I'm sure he was the basis for Dr terrible...

( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

corry?
im afraid i am not an imaginary middle class street in the suburbs of outer manchester, ta
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

so why have you started your picture post with it?

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

hahaha
silly me!

i feel a massive dong now
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

lucky you

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

could be luck you...
if you play your cards right
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

whoops! sorry
*moves out of johnos personal space*
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

Well hellllllo
*is felt*
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)

haha
excellent
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

It's a cheap trick
and makes no sense when I change me name back. Ah well.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

Geoff!!!!!!!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

And my cover's blown

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

Middle class?
That lot in Corrie are the lowest of the low
Scum

If that's middle class im worried
( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)

its the new middle class
i say it to make myself feel better
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

I like that book
except you have to sympathise with dirty gyppo thieves


/Daily Mail blog
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

haha fo' shizzle

'ning all
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

ning prodge

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

ning nimbus :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)