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Beautiful. Right after reading my young daughter "that's not my puppy" followed up by "that's not my robot"

I'm out of ideas for the rest of the pages though. "Its penetration is too rough?"
(mikey_aus, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

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Thats not my cock its shaft is too veiny
Thats not my cock its spunk is too sticky
Thats not my cock its foreskin is too flappy
Thats not my cock the pubes are too wiry

THATS my cock, the head is *so* shiny
(Neilster, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

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By Christ I do stand corrected.
(mikey_aus, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:17, archived)