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(scarecow Lionel Blair, he say 'shit the bed', Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

"you'll find out tomorrow when uncle Frank comes 'round"

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

^ ^
If there was a prize for incest related post comments. this would win it.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)

^_^ KEKEKEKEKE etc

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)

but
he might not be a *real* uncle.

just those ones employed to go round abusing children.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)

By the church?

(Woody999, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

employed ordained by GOD!

THATS RIGHT! GOD FUCKS YOUR KIDS!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

Hey stranger!

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

i'm so glad
I didn't have any liquid in my mouth just then as my computer would be covered in it right about now
(rock paper scissors, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)

oh my god
there are too many cheeky responses i could make i've gone into response-spack and can't make any.
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

^ i know
i was paralysed between different 'liquid in mouth' options
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

how about
I just suck up the contents of the cum bucket with a straw???
(rock paper scissors, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)