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( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)

hahaha, nice

( lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)

haha
I know what really happened to Flipper my first goldfish.

He stopped swimming one day because he was bored, so we flushed him down the toilet so he could go and swim with his friends in the sea.

FACT.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)

was he looking for his dad?

( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)

lol
plus the memorable;

"Why does Hammy the Hamster look different mommy?"
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

Because its not a Hamster.... its a Burmese python, Terry!
and this is a chip shop.... gawd you really are a Fuckwit aren't you Terry?
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

hahahaha

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

Because his insides are on the outside!
Never leave a dead hamster next to a living one.
( Leningrad twitter.com/takebacks, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

because we shaved and gutted him
it's the marinade that's turned him orange
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

Are you saying your dog has parkinsons?

( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)