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From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

(cosmicwizard gingers freak me out. staying indoors for now., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)

How many more are there going to be?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)

8 salt n pepas

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)

no
this isnt salt n pepa

my girlfriend saw the bandwagon and said we all need to get lives
(scuv unreleasedgames.net, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)

I can take your life, if you insist.

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)

your girlfriend is really imaginative
aicmfp
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)

how can u get 5 pound for that?!
besides she is quite scary so look out
(scuv unreleasedgames.net, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)

oh get a life

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)

everyones saying that to me lately
(scuv unreleasedgames.net, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)

he needs one
apparently
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)

YOU ARE REALLY IMAGINATIVE
AICYFP
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)

you are up past your bedtime
aicmfp and give you 50p for the tuck shop
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)

But I have more Hawkwind to listen to.
But I'll take that 50p.
AYCYFPF

(And you claim your four pounds fifty)
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)

you dont exist
aptfyn
(giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)

a pregnant turtle farting yellow nipples?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)

STEP AWAY FROM THE SHIFT KEY

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)

I proved my point, anyway

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)

what point? :p

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)

That salt and pepa, baldmonkey and DOCTOR DYSLEXIA
piss me off
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)

Don't stop - i havent posted this yet
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/39872/1184969711/HeyBuddy.gif

I'm assuming this doesnt count as a spack as it doesnt fuck up my head. I'll link it if anyone calls me a cunt though

Edit: Linked it as i have a headache now
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)

by baldmonkey
did he mean Bazmonkey?

I'm confused
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)

No
but he has already pointed out that i need to change my name to avoid these situations.

Edit: and I'm not bald, i shave it you twunt! ;)
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)

that he could spell IMAGINATIVE?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)

That too

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)

and you should have said
"what's your point caller?"
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)

They certainly do
 
They fuck you up, your mum and dad
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.

Philip Larkin (1922-1985)
 
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)

ah, Larkin
a fine man. a man's man.

also, he predicted the downfall of christianity. good lad.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)

A man's man?
As in he regresses his y on your y?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)