yes - these came as books as well


From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

(scarecow Lionel Blair, he say 'shit the bed', Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)

Great!
*clicks*
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)

Hello you!
Long time no see!

y'awwright?
EDIT: When compos collide



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

'ning!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)

Hahaha.....
That would actually sell if it were put in the shops....!!
(the invisable man, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)

you're
right...I should patent this. Perfect for when you have to buy someone a gift, can't think of anything meaningful or relevant to them as a person, so spunk a tenner on some humorous tat.
(scarecow Lionel Blair, he say 'shit the bed', Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)

You hit the nail on the right on the head there....
Never seen it ...but I bet it's out there somewhere though.....
(the invisable man, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)

:D
I might get my fuzzy felt out now, you've inspired me :)
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)

Oow....you using the term "fuzzy felt" there..
As a euphemism..!!!
(the invisable man, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)

*doesn't say anything about any innuendo*
'LO SSS how's tricks?
( Mstandot, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)

Thats very good of you.
Ello! I'm grand ta, hows you?
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)

pretty much ok
Same old humdrumness.
( Mstandot, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)

Weekend! Yay!

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)

Working! Boo!

( Mstandot, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)

Pull a sicky! Yaaaay!

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)

everything about this statement is great!
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)

arf!
A Whole new meaning to being "felt up"
( Mstandot, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)

*SPANG*
You deserved that.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)

he did too, the little fucker. He's been up to his tricks all night

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)

Punnage FTW!

( Mstandot, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)

*scowls*
.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)

Pot and fricking kettle!!!!!

( Mstandot, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)

I'm not even in the same division as you mister

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)

Hahaha stick it to 'em, M3

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)

PERVERT!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)

You can't prove shit, it'll never hold up in court

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)

*reinforces the elastic*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

Ahahahha
Darn your socks too. You're a mess, boy.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)

Yeah,
your puns are way worser!
( Mstandot, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)

*shakes fist*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)

haha! and I'll raise yer....

( Mstandot, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

*spangs*


g'night sexy b3tans!~
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)

g'night mister

( Mstandot, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

Night!

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

source pic?

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

It was on flickr.
I was looking for 'tomato' I think or 'squashed tomato'
unless you mean tomato sauce and I have been a fool!
( Mstandot, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)

I've been watching. Frankly, I'm OUTRAGED

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)

*writes a letter to his bank manager*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)

*sets up an online petition*
Kids today, its a bloody disgrace.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)

*starts a fun run to raise money*
care for a gorilla suit missus?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)

You got anything less hairy?
I get an awful rash off those things.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)

Nope, it's either the ape suit or in the buff with just your fuzzy felt for protection

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)

...
Ape suit please.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)

hahaha nice!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)

Hey! I also own one of those!
London gorilla run this sept?
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

To increase my overdraft?
*hopes*
( Mstandot, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)

*scowls*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)

Oh.
My.
God.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)

can I call you jonny?
pfft, jonny
(giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)

what
like jonny trunk?
(scarecow Lionel Blair, he say 'shit the bed', Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)

maybe.

(giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)

you
can call me Al.

Seriously - you a trunk records fan?
(scarecow Lionel Blair, he say 'shit the bed', Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)

nah
I was, in fact refering to his real name ;)

[edit:
though the Bod and Clangers themes are works of genious :D
]
(giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)

oh
well...check out Trunk records, run by the legend that is Jonny Trunk if you want to hear fuzzy felts set to music. It's all good.
(scarecow Lionel Blair, he say 'shit the bed', Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)

ok, will do...
'searches'
(giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)

Call me 'Mom' if you want

( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)

will do!
hehe
(giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

yes Mom
...
(scarecow Lionel Blair, he say 'shit the bed', Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

hahaha
there goes the fabric of society
( Mushroom, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)

I weep for our offspring

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)

I thought you were having an abortion?
I don't want the little bastards
( Mushroom, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)

I changed my mind, it's a woman's prerogative
now, about that child support...
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)

*files for bankruptcy*

( Mushroom, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)

*garnishes wages*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)

You put sauce on your money?

( Mstandot, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)

*special sauce*

care for a taste?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

I think your logic might be a bit woolly

(giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)

I'm running out of material now

( Mushroom, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)

No more puns!
*silks*

(u)
( Mstandot, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)

BUTTON IT YOU TWO!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)

"I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE!"
"Some one call the police! We've got a jumper!"
( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)

into cardigan bay?

( Mushroom, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)

I guess we better had
in case others cotton on
( Mushroom, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)

damn, I've lost my thread now
punning just isn't everything that it seams

*a-hem*
( Mushroom, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

That's denim of the game!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)

I'll stop now
before someone leathers me
( Mushroom, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

These puns are infectious
pretty soon we'll all be suede
( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)

Hahaha!
The strap-on took me a minute.

These are beautiful! I hope they're real.
( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)

thanks
took me ages...but I am getting to grips with GIMP now
(scarecow Lionel Blair, he say 'shit the bed', Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)