wheresmypetgoldfish


From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)

yay!

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)

"mammy why has my goldfish turned into a hamster?"

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)

"and why is it just floating on the top?"

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)

"with a long string of oats coming out of it"

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)

haha
'repressed memories'

have a woo for your efforts!
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)

Oh is it passed midnight already?


I better start reading then:)

EDIT: Peeps in Kensington aren't very clever. 10 minutes queueing at WH Smiths with Waterstones two minutes down the road with a queue a good half a kilometer long!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)

OMG IT'S THE COVER OF A BOOK
OMG!!

*runs out onto the streets on fire*

hmm, I wonder if any twats are queuing up at the local bookshops or supermarkets right now

hahaha, twats
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)

Spoilsport.
No sense of fun in some peeps
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)

my sense of fun
was imprisoned in 1972

for a crime it did not commit

it promptly escaped

and now lives under the ground
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)

Ah dead and buried then.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)

yeah
with my cold dead soul

':(
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)

Go and set fire to their wizard costumes
Then tell them you're Voldemort come to kill them all, they'll be so in the moment they'll probably believe you
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)

there were many a Potter fan
on the way back from boozer tonight, but alot of people felt obliged to shout abuse. I, however, refrained
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)

There were a few that did here as well
But they thought better of doing it to me:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)

*ABUSE!!*
"officer! look what he's doing to that book! He's staring at it! with his many eyes!"

no I have no idea

it's late, I'm tired, I'm drinking orange juice and I'll probably be hallucinating before long, infact I'm probably hallucinating now and I'm lying in a ditch in croydon on fire
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)

It does take a real group of hard arses
To shout abuse at a bunch of 6 year old who have stayed up after midnight to buy a book!

:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)

that's right!
it does!

it also takes skill to operate the flamethrower to give them just rhe right level of crispyness
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)

Well insulting a kid is one thing
Overcooking them is completely different.

Right you bunch of cnuts I'm off to learn how to read.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)

nite nite
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)

Harry Potter after leaving Hogwarts struggles as a young wizard, not even being able to get a warm up spot for Siegfried & Roy,
after years of being a struggling wizard he finds himself alone with his trousers at his ankles paralyzed from taking
too much muggle smack..he later dies from a nasty bedsore infection on his ass.
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)

meh
just downloaded the leaked version
I don't really care about it all that much
A. wanted to blackmail HP fanatics
B. Spoiler yelling is fun!
( Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)

Do you live in Kensington then?

( xian, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)

woo
and yay.
this made me laugh out loud a bit.
cheers
(whosebooze, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)