bundun Shirley?


From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

Fail, too many pubes, only one distinct testicle and only one drop of mansauce.
I simply cannot approve this book.
( The Doctor, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

I disagree
it's rather unfailsome!
( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

The book itself is a good idea but that isn't a regulation CDC.
How are the children supposed to learn?
( The Doctor, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

imagine in years to come this type of cdc posted everywhere
the horror!
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

I'm blaming migrant workers.
Coming over here with their crazy cdcs and seamzebras. Doomed I tells ya, we're doomed.
( The Doctor, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

Let me see...
Crudely drawn - check!
Magenta - Check!
manfat - Check!

I would concede that the public hair is too straight but, all things considered, this is a more standards-complaint CDC than anything I've done.
( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

Stop making up standards you unruly vagabond.
The actual standards for a cdc are

3 drops of mansauce
3 pubes per bollock
I believe the magenta should also be the default mspaint one.
( The Doctor, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

This^
facts
( Hummel has had balls removed, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

^that
is straight out of the manual.
100% fact
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)

It
definitely deviates from the standard Bus Stop Willy template - but in a postmodern ironic way. What I think the artist is trying to say is we all want to make love to our parents.
(scarecow Lionel Blair, he say 'shit the bed', Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

Then please forgive me.
I failed to take it for its artistic values. These modern movements are all a bit much for a traditionalist such as myself.
( The Doctor, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

I think you were right
first time. What is the point in having parameters if they're ignored? It's three pubes per bollock, one of which can be gray. I think amount of nutmustard sploshes is unregulated.
( routine and Pantene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

do you have to pay someone
copywrite for official cdcs?
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

Tush!
The little kiddies would be all discouraged if the book proposed standards too high for them to hope to attain!
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

Nice :)

( Monty Propps, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

Nice
I got my nephews a book all about poo, they and my brother was most amused but my sister in law definitely not :-/
( Peregrin ., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)