Oh god,
I just bust me valve laughing.
The Dok ought to be designing the front page of The Independent.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:30, archived)

USA Today would be the best fit for location and... content, hahahaha!
But you've got it right.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:34, archived)