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( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

with bra!
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

Yes
And she's going to try it on Ron, implying RON IS IMPOTENT
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

well, good for him
:D

she do ron ron she do ron ron
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

It's not good
That's why she's got a pot full of viagra for him to try out on his brothers.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

O_O
that's just wrong!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

And hermione is wearing a pink bra outside her top.
You think that's right?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

I think it's great!
she should wear more bras

infact, everyone should
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

I've never worn one
and I'm not about to start
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

aww
tiny moobs!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

I DON'T HAVE MOOBS
You have huge ones, however.
You should wear a bra.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

It's no good...
....without pics.
( partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

that's the before, when you were in the army
what about the after :)

*runs*
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

haha
Fuck off! That was last year and part of a bigger picture taken just for b3ta.I'm as fit as a butchers dog and could still beat all you whippersnappers within an inch of your pathetic, miserable lives. ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

hahaha
not if I have a chainsaw you can't

so ner :)

and not just any chainsaw

but a £20 one from lidl!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

haha, have you not played doom?
remington shotgun beats chainsaw.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

oh ok
I'll see what I can get hold of

any limits to be imposed? :)

hmm, you were using big things that threw big pointy things weren't you?

I can't get those :(
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

not at all.
Borrow one of mine.
www.flickr.com/photos/zootcadillac/sets/919487/
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

oh cool
traditional dueling

with howitzers :D

with tactical nukes I hope?

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)

That's the second time!
Stop showing me your chest!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

That's what you want
to aspire to when you grow up. Bit of beef gets you sex.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

YOU get sex?
What was she, deafblind?

Edit: That's actually really nasty, sorry.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

Don't make me get my wife
to come on here and humiliate you. You won't be happy.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

heh
"attention's attention" innit

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

haha.

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

Sorry :)
That was actually really horrible of me, and I apologise.






But it was funny nontheless
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

*NIPPLE CRIPPLE!!!!*

( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)

I do
my moobs are so good I'm going to get naked and just look at them
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

If you read the new book you'll see that Ron sure ain't impotent!
Oh yeah, get in there Ronnie, FTW!!!!
( 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)

Whats witht he hermonie in a bra pictures?
they are shopped right? Because I still see her as a kid and they mess with my mind.
/is getting old blog
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

but she's legal now
so it's not a crime

it's just wrong

:)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)

It's not a crime
It's just gross and creepy.
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)

yup
gross and creepy :)

oh what's hisface probably wouldn't thinkso

ahh peter stringfellow that's the chap
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

Why?
Does he have a thing about irritating child actresses with giant chins?
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)

I think he has a thing about women under 20

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)

They're shopped, yes
I've created a one-b3tan bandwagon.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)

Well they do get married in the last book.
Warning: Spoilers above
( B.T., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

And they have kids
And so do Harry and Ginny

Spoilers above
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)

And Mad-Eye, Remus, Colin Creevy, Tonks, Tonks' father, Fred, Snape die
Big spoilers above :D
( B.T., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)

AND HEDWIG
Spoiler above
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)

Oh yeah, I forgot about that...
It made me =(
( B.T., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)

Yep
It was sad.

I like how HARRY DIES

Spoilers above
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)

Oh no they don't
b3ta.com/board/7428164
(thistle, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)

Erectus phallus impressiva!
dirty minx. Woo :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)

You noticed!
Wooh
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)

She dies
Enjoy the rest of your book.
( spaceage, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)