I nearly hit a dog whilst driving this morning.
I say dog, it was one of those rat-like excuses for a canine, a Jack Russell. Trotting along the sidewalk as I was driving up. I just had a premonition that the little fucker was going to dart out and sure enough he did, right in front of the wheels. I thought I'd got him at first and only barely stopped without killing him because I was ready. Good job it was not a cat.

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( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)