another one....(not picking on mr. glitter, honestly)


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((",)*Mk1*(.") KeEp It FiCtIoNaL!!!! www.myspace.com/djmk1, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)

^not in an office lol

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)

jeez
that is disturbing

also, why doesn't Joss Stone just fucking fuck off
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

is there something i missed

or did you just feel like sharing? :)
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

No
you can have her all to yourself, I think
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

Ummm

Anyone want to buy a hippy muppet with a mock american accent?
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)

how much?
I've got a Yorkie wrapper and tuppence
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)

hahahaha
i cant take the word tuppence seriously. Its yours for the yorkie wrapper.
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)

Deal!
..what does it do?
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)

i dont think Joss stones do very much
to be honest. Its yours now though
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)

I'll find a use
draught excluder, washing machine, something
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)

^ this
about Joss fucking Stone.

And can she take Lily Allen, Kate Whateverthefuckhernameis, that Peanut guy and all the other unlistenable London scenester cunts with her? Thanks.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)

I'm ashamed to admit it,
but i dont mind that mark ronson track that little troll is on.
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)

I hate it.
Mind you, I didn't like the original song either.

And don't say "troll" on here, you might invoke their presence!
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)

Dude, I used to like you.
Now I fucking love you.
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)

Your posts to date consist of 100% Glitter.
and ew.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

A noble statistic
or possibly not

EDIT: I thought he'd only made one post. But no, it's like a hidden Glitter agenda.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

You're obsessed with paedophiles.
You know what that means, don't you? You either are one, or you work for the Sun.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

or you shag kids and work
for the daily Mail Outrage
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

or all of the above. That's sickening.



_{you should be loyal to one paper, you know}
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)

hahaha
with the compo being what it is this week, there's probably a lot of noobs who are the same
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)

I have an admiration for paedos
They're just doing what we're all thinking
( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

And you can have ten points
because I've just noticed your name and what it's a reference to.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

thats it, just keep telling yourself that

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

leave the master of glam alone

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

crikey
didn't they get stuck in his japseye?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

Yes
Yes I think they did

edit: One of them cut his way out, singing, "I'm the bleeder, I'm the bleeder, I'm the bleeder of your wang, I am"
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)

It's funny because it's probably true.

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)

there was only one way to get them out

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

haha
Room of non-descriptive use LOL
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)

Arf!

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)