quick 'n' daft compo one


From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)

Ah!
The one before "Charlie gets Cottaged" my favourite! :D
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)

So not that different to
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory then?
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)

Urgh
"Charlie gets Chocolated" sounds so.. grubby.
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)

Charlie and his Chocolate Factory?

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)

*Prefers the grubby version*
*stops hand from venturing south*
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)

I met a girl in New Zealand
who worked for a confectionary company.

Her job actually was "fudge packer". She'd heard all the jokes already.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)

did she give you the finger?
was it a treat?
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)

Sadly not.
Her friend tried to stick her tongue down my throat, but I make it a rule not to get off with girls who are unable to stand unaided.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)

that's probably a great rule
for avoiding jail

:D

edit: by her tongue you mean the one in her mouth, as opposed to a handfull of "butchers best ox tongue" which would be an unusual thing to take with someone on a night out let alone to attempt to push it down someone's throat while inebriated
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)

To be honest, that would probably have been preferrable.
Nice girl, but she wasn't the most... er... photogenic.

Plus I knew where her tongue had been the night before, and I was scared of catching something.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)

haha
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)

I've had that job as well!
Still keep it on my CV. Breaks the ice at interviews:)
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)

That's not all it breaks...
BA DUM
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)

that reminds me
I need to buy mince
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)

pfft...
*packs*
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)

^^this
especially the Johnny Depp one.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)

Endless Gobstoppers
huh? huh?
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)

just seen the new zoo/nuts
isn't the Mario penis guy only 17? possibly a little dodgy....
also notice they thieved TGAs spice pic and removed the tag!

i realise you may not know just thought this would be a sufficient spot to ask
( naD, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)