i wish i'd had this book years ago :)


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( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)

well really!
i've never called my computer a monkeyrapist
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)

The Game.
(Sorry)
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)

when you say 'the game' do you mean that dodgy 80s drama with Patrick Malahide in?

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)

or the even dodgier rapper
?
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)

No
The game where you have to forget about the game and if you remember you lose.
The game where you can never win.
The game where you can't quit, and you're now in it because you know about it.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)

...
so why did Mediocre lose, since it was you who mentioned The Game first?
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)

Because if I mention it, then he remembers.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)

But surely you have to remember it first to mention it?
Or is there a loophole in the "rules"?
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)

holy cow
i now must bring down others so they can't win!!!
(Roll_Up_Smoker Hasn't had a cigarette since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)

That's the last rule:
When you remember, you have to remind EVERYONE
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)

Aww
I've just lost
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)

Bastard.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)

MUA HA HA HA HA HA
3 times in two days.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)

well it's only fair, I guess
since I've been making people lose for about three years on here ;)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)

ha ha ha cdc nosed robot
loffle
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)

where's goatse?
blatantly not real
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)

heaving heap of shit?

( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)

eh?

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

spiderpig spiderpig
does whatever a spider pig does
spiderman, not the only guy who uses the web who has sticky fingers...
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

Give me an example of one guy who doesn't

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)

here...

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1178998926/yourpost.jpg
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)

does he have a sticky dobber?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)

that chair
is made of pigsnouts
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)

run!!
that fucking mechanical wingless bee with head mounted rotor blades is going to fucking slice you in half!!!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)