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From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

( badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

haha
Is that a real book like the dangerous book for boys?
If so it really should have hand and blowjob tips in it
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

^This

( Grampa, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

As featured on Amazon.co.uk
Scary thing is, there wasn't that much to edit. Not with a b3ta-addled brain, anyway.
( badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

I was just perusing the contents pages
and saw "How to wank the dog"
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

The dog than bark not bite
This hat go well
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

Fnarrrrrr
... p55 sounds dubious to me.
( badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

not the only one...

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

Women can't give handjobs period
I advice the selling of the book.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

Women can't give handjobs?
Is that a new rule or something?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

I think he said
women can't give handjobs on their period, but that make no sense not neither
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

no that appears to be the time where they give them the most

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

no
unfortunately just a fact of life
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

it's a partial observation.
The full text is:
"women can't give handjobs without a man present so that they have something to perform the handjob on (to wit: his cock)"
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

No need to get cocky about it.
: )
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

*refrains from getting cocky*
sorry miss
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)