Hungry for bigger?

From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)

Hahahaha!
Imagine having 8 boobs.....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)

hmmmm
.....pardon?.... did you speak?
( The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)

I tend to think of it more as 'changing the world for the better one word at a time'

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

it would be a hell of a job finding a bra

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

You could just wear four.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

It simply buys 4 bras!
You're going to have laser eyes eh? What are you going to burn first?
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

the bras as I fumble with them hopelessly as my laser eye o vision spurts out deadly rays of death uncontrollably as my spasm hands fumble uselessly

( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)

draw that, Mr meats, draw it now!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)

it's a bit too hard to draw for me
I have drawing blight at the moment

but I'm sure someone else can drawer it
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

I can't draw for tuppence
don't let it stop you, it's not like b3ta is a fucking drawing site after all!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)

it's a fucking argument site
I find

:D

NO IT ISN'T

:)
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)

tall skyscrapers in Tokyo

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)

Imagine making love to a woman with six breasts!
...


Imagine making love to a woman...
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)

Oooooh yeah, that's the good stuff... right here....

( Hamster Trippin', Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

hahaha
the furious rate never ceases to amuse.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

there's something about the word "furious" that gives it such intensity
and "furious wank" is all the better

as if one is going to spluff angrily
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

I sign my E-mails
"Yours Furioulsy Wanking"
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)

letters to the editor
"Furiously Wanking of Didcot, Oxon"
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)

That looks like my dad!
Oh, the shame
(Guff McFlange Jan Moir is a Julie Moult, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)

hehehe
EVERYTHING WITH TITS!
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

tits with tits!

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

PHWAR!

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)

hahah

( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)

office lolz
git :D
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

victory is mine!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)

I see what you did there!
Edit: Compo?

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

wasn't initially intended to be
but it's as appropriate as most other entries.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

But what will it eat?
I hope it's a hog's cock.
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

Every page is a larger animal's cock
until it's finally completely stuffed with a 9ft blue whale pizzle
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)

hahahahahaha!
*yiff*

oh my fucking god, you've turned into Jolly Jack in my absence
( 4dam party, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)