Beer! What an excellent idea.
Don't mind if I do.

Especially as I was also having a bint-related depressed moment earlier.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 0:01, archived)

not going to bed after all
i'm not tired and i still feel like slitting my wrists
( SuperMatt, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 0:10, archived)

Nah don't do that.
It's just really messy and there's about a 75%+ survival rate.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 0:15, archived)

whats the best
form os suicide then?
( SuperMatt, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 0:16, archived)

Why commit suicide?
You can get much joy from inflicting guilt and depression upon those around you.

Kept me going for a few years anyway.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 0:19, archived)

Stop that.
No suicide.
Have a nice cup of tea. And a sit down.
You have so much to live for. For example, I bet you've never taken up your floorboards. Try it, there's all kinds of interesting stuff down there.
( tomsk, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 0:21, archived)

well
ok... i'm not thinking of suicide... but you guys know the feeling
( SuperMatt, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 0:23, archived)

my god you come up with the best ideas.
such an obscure thing to live for. just the kind of thing i like = )
and i dont want to think what's down my floorboards thanks *shudders*
( evil pixie, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 0:24, archived)

when i took up mine
i found bits of a nineteen twenties newspaper!

wow!!
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 0:33, archived)

i have a concrete floor
*panics*
( discostu RELEASE THE CHEESE!, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 0:42, archived)