We Americans know that there is no way to obtain world peace without taking out Saddam. We will start hiding peacekeeping troops in his pies immediately.

Naturally, we're already working on a video game based on said pie assasination attempts:

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(, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 0:12, archived)
Like when they declassified al the madcap schemes they had to get rid of Castro. Gunpowder in his meringue. Indeed
(, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 0:15, archived)
one of the plans was to stage the second coming of Christ off the Cuban cost. This, the CIA thought, would convert the population to Christianity and in turn persuade them to overthrow Castro. I know it sounds like bollocks but apparently it is true.
(, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 0:22, archived)