Black Tuesday
Poor barsteward in the queue behind me to get his overpriced fry-up in the canteen this morning had the misfortune to drop the tray.

Pity the poor sod when he got to the front to pay (red faced) and was greeted with a roll of kitchen towel and a marigold.

The poor git is only our Health and Safety rep ...
(Dionysian Aut viam inveniam aut faciam, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

*unlocks bunker*

EDIT: Heh, amusing though
( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)

that answers that question
*dives in*
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)

*dives on*
'ningles Meeeeenky!!!

*much sexing*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)

*stores CCTV footage for later reference*

( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

*BEAM*
give me a sip of your coffee love?
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

anything for you sweety!
*offers*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

*tries not to spill it*
thanks

*caffeine boost*

*hips a blur*
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)

hehehe
*squelches*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)

aqualung. check
flippers. check
wetsuit. check
goggles. check


right, i'm going in!
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

I've got some supplies here (buscuits and tea!)... Should last until Tuesday has passed....
'Ning all
( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)

'ning!

( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

oh dear
who's got the bunker keys?
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)

me and dad,
and if you're bringing biscuits no digestice.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)

What is this digestice of which you speak?
'ning son!
( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)

New McVities Ice Filtered digestives

( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

Yo, G-Sav
*does finger snappy thing*
( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

good morning Professor
I see Tuesday has arrived once again.
( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

Phwoar
that sounds like a biscuit worth stripping off for!

Ning All.
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

Waaaaaaasssssssssssssssspppppppyyyyyyyyyyyy!
'ning sunshine! How's tricks?
( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)

I'm at work, naked, with biscuit in my japseye
thanks to GS

So pretty good all in all!
Your good self?
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)

don't dunk it for too long

( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

I haven't got any biscuit in my japseye...
...I might have to remedy this later.

Other than that I'm absolutely fucking spiffing, cheers =)
( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

Nice to see a little sunshine this week
and the weather's been OK too
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

*hugs*
ask the minkster!
=)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

is there nothing you don't see?
fucking hell!
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

monipresence.
handy thing that.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)

omnipresence.....
ahem.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)

Here she comes now singin' moni-presence...
/Billy Idol
( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tit
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)

'ning Aphex =)

( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

'sup dawg
where's the mrs?
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

She's at home...
...sleeping the sleep of the just after.

I expect she'll be up and about later. Try and find out where she hides the mink snacks if you can!

Also, you're one of those Scotlandishers aren't you... are you coming to Laird Dave's bash next month?
( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)

i might very well do
i shall refrain from curling round jessies neck in person though.
it might be a strain carrying a 12 stone scotsman!
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)

1 stone of that is pure cock

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

damn straight it is
*limps*
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

*opens bunker*
bring biscuits.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)

tell us more

( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)

mein godt

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)

You're on the wrong board, mate.

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

Though I'm not sure they'd care over there, either.

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

Pffft.

( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)

ˆThis. Oh yes. Yes indeed.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)

'ning Grunty.
Y'alreet?
( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)

Morning Prof!
I'm middling, but getting there. How's you?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

Well, you obviously know there's a talk board
as you have 100+ posts there and only 7 here.

Yessir, I believe its about time to grab your ankles, my son.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)

it's gonna be a country style bumming?

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

YEEEEEHAW.

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)

wese gonna fuck the freedom out of him!
fucking aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

lol easter island heads with party hats on lol

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

lol on fire!
haha, they burning!

OMG!! OUR ANCIENT MONUMENTS!!!
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

WINNAR
ello muggy
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

more ning!

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)

'ning you!
How's life?

Also: *clicks* ;)
( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)

helloooooooooooooo mate
not bad not bad..... just wish I was chillin out in a beer garden today rather than being in work. Oh well can't have it all :)

Hope you are ok!
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

draw us a picture of it, then
cos we can't have words without pichers for we are but empty-minded gonks
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

have they changed the address for the talk board or something?

( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)

yeh
it moved and didn't tell any of the /talkers
( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)

I wish the whole website could do that :(

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

like at my house
where invisible goblins rearrange the furniture while I'm sleeping, leaving pointy things on the floor for me to tread on and pissing me into the mouth sometimes
( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)

hahaha
Nice.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)

hahaha, I remember that thread well :)

( The Great Architect, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)

Leecher

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

*Ahem* Tell me about your childhood.
*Hyperactives*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)

really?
crikey
( The Great Architect, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)

haha
did you see www.b3ta.com/links/Vic_Bob_do_Carry_on_Camping
( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)

I did yes, had me in stitches
/not usually a vic and bob fan either, but that was great
( The Great Architect, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

I'm blind
I can't see any pictures....
( The Tig and me, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)

oh dear, oh dear oh dear
oooooo, Spider Pig!
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)

hahaha
Harry Plopper.

Oh hang on - I forgot you were my new nemesis

*narrows eyes*
( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)

'ning
*shifts cautiously*
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)

*consults lawyers*

........ning
( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)

Does whatever a spider pig does.
 
Haven't even seen the movie yet, but I've still got that stuck in my head from the ads.
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2uZkae8ra8&NR=1
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)

hello.... is it me you're looking for..?

( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)

*sculpts mongy head*

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

"OMG UR HEADZ IS MONGY!!!! LOL"

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)

Taxi for Dionysian

( CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

LOL! Nice!

( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

shouldn't that be a
/
?
( intesvensk vimeo.com/candela, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

/o\

( CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

THIS IS NOT GOOD SAFETY.
I CANNOT ENDORSE THIS.
( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

That's almost interesting.










Actually, on second thought, no it isn't.
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

"Health and Safety Rep in Only Human Shocker"

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)