( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)

HAHA! NEED INPUT!

( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)

*spots a pearoast opportunity*

( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)

this story is lovely
:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)

You scare me
I like that, carry on
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)

he scares me too
but in a good way

without the need for a sofa
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)

Sofa? What do you mean?
0:-)
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)

for hiding behind

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)

Oh I see!
*sponges down mind*
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

It's the beard, isn't it?
It's lice free, for heaven's sake! Funny story: I was scratching my face the other day at work and a Coco Pop dropped out of my beard plait. This was at about 11am. The rest of the day was just as exciting!
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)

yes
I was the same way with WastedIndustry too

I used to have to talk to him from behind 3feet of reinforced concrete
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

Pogonophobia is entirely rational.
The chin, after all, is the window to the soul.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)

*stares at reflection of her chin*
I'm empty!
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)

His expression makes me glee in my pants.
I award you one hundred and three bonus points.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)

hahahahaha
cracking!~
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)

'~' = Spanish for 'off'

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)

you know it!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

Hah! What Grey Kid said.

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)

If only I had a poud for every time someone has said that.
I'd have like four quid by now.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)

the real johnny 5
is on sale on ebay!
(whatsinaname, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)

was
seems to have been removed now.
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)

heartwarming

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)

pfft

( new_matt, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)

Hahaha!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)

heh

( new_matt, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)

what the hell is that all about?
i think i missed the memo
( mictoboy, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)

don't worry it was a shit one.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)

Ditto

( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)

Friday night, 6th July

edit: mediocre is the torch carrier on this one
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)

which year?

( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)

1982 E.T. first came out

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)

I never knew E.T. was gay!

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)

There's a whale in the Thames!?

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)

Thank fuck Lady Diana is safe

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)

what? there's a wales under the seinne?

( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

b3ta, the home of knowledge

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)

Office LOL

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

:)
sounds like a bryan adams song
( mictoboy, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)

it does too
:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)

I'm gonna run to you!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)

oh no, not this again

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)

A naked woman in a bath with cuddly toys...
...one of which was a large ET toy. TOAP = 'ET, you're so big!', insuniating that he was packing in the trouser department.

Cue no hilarity. Except for the pisstake replies.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)

aha
cheers
( mictoboy, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)

I think I fucked up though, there is supposed to be an extra space between the 'g' and the exclamation mark

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)

That wasn't another one
from today's annoying noob was it?
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)

spaz back and tell us the results

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)

god, sexy!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)

*drops monocle*

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)

hurray!
long may it continue
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)

Yes you're so big !

(delboyonline Dale Winton, You're So Big!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)