perhaps too literal, a bit political and a blatant rip from the BBC


From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

(cymro, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:25, archived)

It may just be a bit early and I haven't woken up properly yet, but...
RIS?
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:36, archived)

this

( head-doctor ololololo, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:37, archived)

cannabis was previously downgraded - implication being it was relatively safe
but is now being upgraded, implying it is not as safe as before
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:40, archived)

Ah, I see
Missed the fact it was a compo entry, makes sens(i) now.
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:41, archived)

Weed best not be starting the whole pun thing here.
Edit: Good, we're not.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:43, archived)

Nope, cannabis is DANGEROUS
Cannabis users are more likely to develop some sort of psychosis. Apparently.

Of course, there's the flip-side of the argument (that people prone to psychosis are more likely to smoke cannabis) but they keep quiet about that one.
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)

oof! bo beau d'or? is that you?
:)
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:40, archived)

oh so he doesn't like green energy
i'm skinnin one up now
( dogigniter Putting the um, in bum, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:17, archived)