*delivers eulogy in conventional GreckoRoman deity pose*
*shoulders back, nipples well seperated and pointing in different directions*

Mrs T was ace... really tops, and she had a body that didn't quit, if you know what I mean
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)

*drunkenly shouts agreement in 1930s Irish novel pose*
*sings "Come back, baby come back" with all the raps and ting*
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)

*watches all this with amusement from beyond the grave*

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)

*cobra stance*
your kung fu is weak old man
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)

*mutters something about his CD collection uh Bob Marley*

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)