Just because it's more dangerous, doesn't mean it's a bad idea...

 
(after proposal originally made by Jeremy Clarkson, I think)
 

From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)

Awesome :)
But unfortunately, bindun, but with a less big spike.
( petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)

oh pants
I did have a good look through the entries, too...
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)

See what I mean by less spikey?
www.b3ta.com/board/7468664
( petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)

This, unfortunately
But I'm intrigued to know what car that's from, cos the dash is ugly
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)

*squints*
is that a tape player?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)

Retro ftw
:D
( petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)

you really have no idea how deeply I'm in love with you
I've said too much
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)

I'll fight you for him

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)

I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement
we're all adults here... I've got an open mind, so why don't we all get inside.

althought it looks like he's yours anyway - because he isn't returning my declaration of love.
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)

NUN CHIPS!
you don't know how hard i'm laughing right now...
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)

I read that as nunchucks
and thought 'that's a bit uncalled for'
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)

that's how
i heard it in my head, but i drowned it out by loudly thinking T'Pau's "China In Your Hand".

woo to music in your head!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)

I have The Cure living in my head just now
they're singing Friday I'm in Love* the theme to the littlest hobo

* Dear Dave - please don't take this to mean that I don't want you to post your lovely Fiday I'm in Love animation FTW
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)

there's a voice,
keeps on calling me...
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

Down the road,
that's where I'll always be...
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

i'll be in the kitchen
i have to wash the dishes, i've no clean ones left. damn my laziness!
oh well, bye for now
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

ta ta
kick it to the dishes old skool!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

is it nun tiem?

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)

this is the scariest thing
i've ever seen on the board
*hides behind chair*
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

it lives behind chairs
behind ALL chairs
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)

it knows
you're there
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)

Miyne.
www.b3tards.com/u/1628d80a69fd3a28d054/lem.jpg
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)

where's dave when you need him?

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)

It's a mazda
of, I would guess, Xedos vinatage.

it was the first usable pic that came up in Google images.

Do I get any points for hand-drawing the chrome spike, reflections and all?
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)

Shame, I quite like Mazdas too
*gives 13.356 points*
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)

Oooo I say
that's rather a lot. You're not getting any *special favours* for your generosity, you know!
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

I still maintain that this would potentially
make people safer drivers
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)