It can get a bit choppy around the Canaries, Mr Maxwell, sir. Best pop this on, I think...


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(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:04, archived)

Hahaha!
I like the weights
( The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:07, archived)

^this
*fizzes*
( the.jokl @jonksson, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:08, archived)

Heh
Although putting lead above polonium might not be the best way to do it ;)
( The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)

lithium + polonium + uranium = happy fun tiem!
i got all i know about nukler fizzies from "The Fourth Protocol".
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:14, archived)

I thought Na was sodium?

( Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:33, archived)

it is.
i was just giving you an example use of polonium, apart from poisoning ruskies. for free too, cos i'm nice like that.
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:36, archived)

Jolly nice of you
Putting polonium on those Farleys was getting a bit boring
( Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:59, archived)

The sodium
should make it so that it doesn't matter :)
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:30, archived)

He could also be dragged to the bottom
by the weight of all the money he nicked!
( mamilla_sarsum Umm......Hiya!, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:07, archived)

Magnets?
....
( mofaha, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:07, archived)

for attracting WW2 mines, i assume

(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:09, archived)

Metals
Each, more special than the last.

DeRIS for those who find chemistry a bit poo: [ Pb ] [ Na ] [ Po ]
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)

Heh
not really a proper comment on the image... I was looking for a particular reply, but I'm guessing discomeats is away from his 'puter.
Woo to your image anyways :)
( mofaha, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:23, archived)

Ooooh right.
Sorry if I was patronising, then. Thanks for the woo :)
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:28, archived)

i demand
a pie attachment
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:17, archived)

I just got this spam, does that count?
"Virgins always hee-hawed at me and even fellows did in the not private water closet!
Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took M eg ad ik
for 5 months and now my pecker is immensely best than usual."
( mofaha, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:22, archived)

some of the spam i get is sheer bloody poetry.
Some, like this one was so random that it could only have been in code.
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:27, archived)

*whizgiggle*

( mofaha, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:48, archived)

heh
topical
( mutster101 fell over, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 18:22, archived)