um
cash torn up newspaper

i switched it

*clutches paper bag of head-doctor's cash*
( mutster101 fell over, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)

Ah-ha!
I knew you'd do that!
Which is why I switched the bags before I gave them to my chocolate supplier.

The bag you're holding contains dog shit!
( head-doctor ololololo, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)

That's okay.
He was only going to buy dogshit with the money anyway.
(Lord Eggblast The cake is a lie, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)

Oh well, at least he gets it for free.
And, it's Newcastle dog shit.

Creamy.
( head-doctor ololololo, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)

yes, but i was gonna buy it from you
so he just did you out of some money, capiche?
( mutster101 fell over, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)

send Swiss guards after mutster101
*halberds*
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)

Pffft!
Swiss guards wear pyjamas!
( head-doctor ololololo, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)

always ready!
is their motto

or always asleep, i don't remember
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)

um, that would mean your swiss guards taking sides...
*reminds them of their neutrality*

*profits*
( mutster101 fell over, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)

we always side with cash!
*defends cash from you*
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)

Quick! Hide the money!

( head-doctor ololololo, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)

I can point you to a nearby bank

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)

Ahh, handy.

( head-doctor ololololo, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)