fwooor
I was planning something similar for the compo along the lines of 'safe as houses, only not'. I never worked out how I was going to do it, tho.

Yours is woo. Why not compo it as a last-minute entry?
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Wed 8 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)

excellent idea
have done :)
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)

duly
clicked
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Wed 8 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)