She's Got a Family Full of Eccentrics


From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

(__, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)

i know a fat armed lady, with a wonky eye?
she chopped up all her children, and baked them in a pie,
and when the police arrested her, her bottom lip did quiver.
i know it sounds a wee bit harsh,
but i'd run right out of liver.

to the tune of my ol' man's a dustman

this sort of thing don't come cheap ya know.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)